(Source: tennantarse)

(Source: textsfromhannibalsoffice)

genericanimegirl:

forgetting what episode of a thing ur on

The world must be full of men who’d die to be with a compulsive eater who can’t fall in love.

yourfriendg00:

cute nicknames for your significant other:

• old sport
• old sport
• old sport
• old sport
• old sport
• old sport
• old sport

buttsdotcom:

I need to lose 30 pounds in today

el1c1a:

brothers and sisters, i have found the way.

(Source: finalproblem)

lampsarepeopletoo:

they call me macklemore in math class because im like

what what what what what

what what what what what what what

what what what what

bro-mom:

you know what i can actually relate to this one

(Source: pizzaforpresident)

Cosmo Sex Tip # 438

josh-is-awesome:

When you finish taking off his shirt look him straight in the eyes and whisper this is my design

sewphia:

10 years from now people are gonna ask me how my teenage years went and I will just start crying

(Source: whiscash)